Librarians do this! I wanted to get a Squish that cat shirt for my niece that I loved as a kid, but couldn’t remember the title. So I went to the children’s librarian & described it: it’s a cat who sails in a habit about and his shoes are made of jellyfish squish. She found it! Whiffle Squeak. I dunno man I think if you drop a cat from an airplane at high altitude it won’t bounce, it’ll just squish against the ground. Today at work a woman bought a cat bed shaped like a shark, asked for a bag and said dunno why I’m getting one, he won’t get in it about the bed her cat.
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