My parents’ house is squished between peat bog and The birches shirt, with lots of heathers, myrtle and silver birches how much more stereotypically Scottish can you get – there are even burial mounds. It always smells so good after having been in the city for ages. I swear these ppl at the eye dr act like they know what they doing birches I’ve been coming here for 18 years chill I know what’s happening. You know you’re really living a carefree lifestyle when you just let your iPhone call people birches on the daily.

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