I thought I made a Cow not today Heifer shirt in Marshall’s the other night. She walked up to me and started a conversation. She was really nice and we hit it off, so I agreed to exchange numbers with her. This heifer called me today to join a damn pyramid scheme. I told this heifer I don’t eat meat and what did she do? Cook the food in pig fat, and put pieces of pork in the rice. Then she proceeded to tell me it wasn’t going to do anything to me. Jewish messianic group seeking to destroy Haram al-Sharif and rebuild Israelite Temple announces the birth of red heifer necessary before Temple construction may begin. Israeli cabinet minister and U.S. donors made major gifts to the group.
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