Recognizing that One night only Donna and the dynamos shirt we’re supposed to have a work-free holiday today, I say bring in the birds. Not to be confused with a cookout main course, these feathered dynamos will relieve us of cleanup and, at the same time, fertilize our lawns. I really want someone who wants to do new things and try new things. Like, let’s step out of our norm. I want to go to things like poetry night or one of those clubs where people paint and someone is singing.

Buy this shirt: One night only Donna and the dynamos shirt