Today the 5th guilty plea has come from an I’m either drinking Dr Pepper about to drink Dr Pepper shirt campaign official, all the while I imagine Hillary Clinton is sitting by her pool drinking a Margarita. Either Trump is a criminal or he really does not hire the best people. Either way, Today is a good day. New drinking game takes a shot every time he either says reasonable form or everytime you nearly fall asleep listening to him. Force on that smile and keep making jokes, sweetheart. You’ll either fake it till ya make it or end up drinking bleach, but dammit, at least you tried.
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